Showing posts with label Email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Email. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A Laugh Does One Good

Gosh! These are making me drowsy!



Let's have something funny to cheer us up. What about this (an email I received)?


Title: The Perfect Husband


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: 'Hello'


WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'


MAN: 'Yes'


WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'


MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'


WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.'


MAN: 'How much?'


WOMAN: 'R390,000'


MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'


WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking R2,950,000' for it.


MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'


WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'


MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.


He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'



.....................................................................Panic!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

3 Things In Life

I received a meaningful email one day and I would love to share it with you:

Three things in life which would be once gone and never come back:

  1. Words
  2. Opportunity
  3. Time

Three things in life are never sure:

  1. Dreams
  2. Success
  3. Fortune

Three things in life that make you a great person:

  1. Hard work
  2. Sincerity
  3. Success

Three things in life which are most valuable:

1. Love

2. Self respect

3. Time

Three things in life must not be lost:

  1. Peace
  2. Hope
  3. Honesty

Three things in life that destroy a person:

  1. Greed
  2. Pride
  3. Anger

What do you think about life? Life is short and all of us know that. So, why are we cursing when there is a traffic jam? Why are we complaining every now and then? Why are we so unhappy about this and that? Why are we allowing little things to make us angry and sad? Hmmm….. I wonder WHY?