Gosh! These are making me drowsy!
Let's have something funny to cheer us up. What about this (an email I received)?
Title: The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: 'R390,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking R2,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
.....................................................................Panic!
16 comments:
what is that Jo-N? Medicine? Are you sick?
hahaha! wat a funny joke leh!
ya, btw, who's sick? u? must take care ok
*PANIC!!!*
LOL.. Speedy Recovery!!
Hi Jo-n, thats hilarious, here's a cheeky one...
BUYING A BRA: A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type"?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types?
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need"? Still confused the man asked,
"What is the difference between them"? The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills".
Have a nice day. Lee.
Hope you get well soon. Take care.
Hope you feel better today & the joke is a funny one! Hope it cheers you up too...
That was a good joke, JO-N.. Enjoyed it! What a happy woman!
Hehe, that was a nice joke, made up my miserable day! btw, thanks for the post on Fathers Day but I really am too busy to write something right now..sorree...u can see, i am awfully quiet recently..:)
Hi Jo-n, hope you feeling a wee bit better today.
Drink lots of water or Green tea, or...Hor Yan Hor.
You sure you not having stress? Ha ha.
But incase it was stress, here's the explanation...
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
And panic is when both are pregnant.
Get well soon, Jo-n, best regards, Lee.
ROFL!!!
hi hi hi...this is so funny :D
haha...that was a good joke :P
Love it! Great post. Are you sure that joke wasn't about me????
Kimmy
Hi, Jo-n....hope you are much better now.
That's a really tickler...Cheers.
like the joke, so funny
haha, the man did a great job!
hope you are getting better ...
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